Pwnt By Life

What is Pwnt By Life?


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When something bad happens to you, but you are powerless to stop it.

pwntlife

Guy A: "I tripped and sprained my ankle. Then it started raining and I caught a cold. I also stepped in dog shit just now."

Guy B: "HA! You were pwnt by life!"

1.

When something bad happens to you, but you are powerless to stop it.

pwntlife

Guy A: "I tripped and sprained my ankle. Then it started raining and I caught a cold. I also stepped in dog shit just now."

Guy B: "HA! You were pwnt by life!"


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