Q-tipping

What is Q-tipping?


1.

When a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and ejaculate after recieving oral sex, he withdrawals his penis from his significant counterpart's mouth and tilt's their head so that their ear is lined up with the path in which the man's penis will secrete semen towards, and follows up with ejaculating in her counterpart's ear. Next, the man pulls out a Q-tip (cotton swab), which he keeps with him at all times, and throws it at his significant other's face and either a.) walks out of room and throws up a peace signing hand gesture or b.) yells, "Clean your ears, bitch," and procedes to evacuate the vicinity.

"Yo, I was Q-tipping mad bytches last night"

"That bytch was wildn' last night after I Q-tipped her"

See q-tipping, q-tip, all day

2.

When almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. Q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another's ear cavity.

I was Q-tipping that bitch so hard last night this morning she can't hear no more.

See q-tip, q-tipping, ear, cavity, blowjob

3.

Sticking your wang in somebody's ear. It's a very good threat for situations where you're very upset over something that doesn't really matter (sports, driving). Using this one will help calm you down because you can't help but laugh to think about it. It's somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your penis is actually much too large to enter anyone's ear!

"She's not gonna be laughing tonight when I'm Q-tipping her!"

See q-tipping, q-tip, qtip, qtipping, ear, threat, joke

4.

self-penetration, as with a hermaphrodite, or a man penetrating his own anus with his penis.

"Man, q-tipping is just not the same as man-to-man sex. sucks dude."

See hermaphrodite, anus, transexual

1.

When a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and ejaculate after recieving oral sex, he withdrawals his penis from his significant counterpart's mouth and tilt's their head so that their ear is lined up with the path in which the man's penis will secrete semen towards, and follows up with ejaculating in her counterpart's ear. Next, the man pulls out a Q-tip (cotton swab), which he keeps with him at all times, and throws it at his significant other's face and either a.) walks out of room and throws up a peace signing hand gesture or b.) yells, "Clean your ears, bitch," and procedes to evacuate the vicinity.

"Yo, I was Q-tipping mad bytches last night"

"That bytch was wildn' last night after I Q-tipped her"

See q-tipping, q-tip, all day

2.

When almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. Q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another's ear cavity.

I was Q-tipping that bitch so hard last night this morning she can't hear no more.

See q-tip, q-tipping, ear, cavity, blowjob

3.

Sticking your wang in somebody's ear. It's a very good threat for situations where you're very upset over something that doesn't really matter (sports, driving). Using this one will help calm you down because you can't help but laugh to think about it. It's somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your penis is actually much too large to enter anyone's ear!

"She's not gonna be laughing tonight when I'm Q-tipping her!"

See q-tipping, q-tip, qtip, qtipping, ear, threat, joke

4.

self-penetration, as with a hermaphrodite, or a man penetrating his own anus with his penis.

"Man, q-tipping is just not the same as man-to-man sex. sucks dude."

See hermaphrodite, anus, transexual


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