What is Quad Venti Non-fat Latte?


1.

A strong cup of coffeewith lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"

Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"

Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"

Barista: "Whatever."

See venti, coffee enema, asspresso, expresso

2.

A large cup of coffee flavored milkin Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"

Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"

Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"

Barista: "Whatever."

See small, medium, large, coffee flavored milk, big white whale

1.

A strong cup of coffeewith lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"

Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"

Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"

Barista: "Whatever."

See venti, coffee enema, asspresso, expresso

2.

A large cup of coffee flavored milkin Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"

Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"

Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"

Barista: "Whatever."

See small, medium, large, coffee flavored milk, big white whale


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