Quoffing

What is Quoffing?


1.

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheterhas been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof

1.

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheterhas been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof


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