Random Bogan

What is Random Bogan?


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Random:

1. Someone of little significance

2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do

Bogan:

1. Trailer trash

2. Your mother

3. see above

4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).

There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:

1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;

2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and

3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:

'Business at the front, party at the back'

in some circles also referred to as:

'Party at the back, business at the front'

Either way it is still a shit haircut

Random Bogan:

Look in the mirror; tell me what you see

I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way

There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now

So little air, so many Random Bogans

Your mother is a Random Bogan.

That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.

Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck

Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan

See random, bogan, luke, warm, mmm

1.

Random:

1. Someone of little significance

2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do

Bogan:

1. Trailer trash

2. Your mother

3. see above

4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).

There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:

1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;

2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and

3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:

'Business at the front, party at the back'

in some circles also referred to as:

'Party at the back, business at the front'

Either way it is still a shit haircut

Random Bogan:

Look in the mirror; tell me what you see

I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way

There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now

So little air, so many Random Bogans

Your mother is a Random Bogan.

That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.

Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck

Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan

See random, bogan, luke, warm, mmm


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