What is Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything?

1.

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."

+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"

-"OW!"

See bleach, pain, ow, rash, poison ivy

1.

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."

+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"

-"OW!"

See bleach, pain, ow, rash, poison ivy
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