What is Rathmines?
1.
Portal of absolute lunacy and hotbed of psychotic behaviour. Where dense legions of the disturbed appear, reappear and vanish indiscriminately, hounded by invisible demons and caught eternally between the havens of Ranelagh
and Rathgar, longing to find their way home. "It's under the stairs in the Swan Centre!", I shouted, but to no avail. They just walked through me.
"Does this bus go to Rathmines?"
"No. NO. GOD NO! PLEASE. NOT THAT PLACE. ANYWHERE BUT THAT PLACE! LEAVE NOW. WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. THEY WILL KILL YOU ALL. ALL OF YOU. FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR DEAR LIVES!"
2.
A town in dublin between Ranelagh and Rathgar. It contains a shopping centre which contains a mcdonalds, the worst CD shop in the world, music matters, 2 banana trees(they're shops, not actual banana trees), a book shop, an xtra vision, 2 dunnes stores, 2 gift card shops, a hair stylist and a fair few clothes shops and restaurants and windy stairs.
Not a bad place. Kind of small. A fair few
We're goin to mcdonalds in rathmines after school.
