What is Zipper-head?
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A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.
Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.
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Old lady who makes a grandpa stiffy in a jiffy..
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verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engagi..