What is Zipper-head?
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A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.
Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.
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Masturbation with a handkerchief - usually resulting in hanky cum
"Have you been using my handkerchiefs for handkerbation?"
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A toy. Not to be confused with "Jack in the box", a fast-food restaurant.
Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-I..
