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When a person wearing no underwear strains to rip ass, but unexpectedly shits himself and only after realizes the shit stain is in his p..
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When a female covers a shoe in lubricants than uses it to masturbate.
The girl couldnt get any so she used a slippery sneaker
See slip..
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To complement on the fertility drug you've just swallowed.
Mmmm...ovulicious......
(Homer Simpson after eating a fertility pill m..
