Real Music Edit Meaning

1.

(lucky me for getting here first)

n.Music made that that has no help of hot music video girls, implants, gimmicks, voice enhancers, steroids, or repeating a single lyric over and over because your big name and street cred will automatically make anyone buy your crappy rap music no matter how much it sucks and love it in fear of being socially rejected despite the fact that your early career as a free styler was a million times more inventive and would have impressed those haters at the FCC somehow and saved white people across the world a lot of time typing up angry letters, posts, dictionary inserts, etc.

-Why are you listening to Usher? Bach was the last real musician!

--yo, shut the **** up foo befo I knock yo ***! HE use only 10 real word of dis english, making it easy for me and my ghetto culture allies to comprehend.

-SHutup, Mike, and stop pretending you're black.

See Trex

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People will say that some music isn't "real music" simply because it does not suit their tastes. When in reality, if it's music it's music. Many people say that electronic dance music, rap, and hip hop aren't real forms of music.

Dude, that techno isn't real music, neither is rap.

See real, music, fake, rap, techno, electronic

3.

Is any music in general. Songs, rhythm, whistling, etc.

Anything can be music, only narrow-minded pricks claim one genre is "Real Music".

Random Youtube Prick:

Man this song is real music.

Another Youtuber: Really? Then the people from Ancient Greece didn't know s*** if this is what represents "art".

See music, sound, harmony, beat, pitch

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Most often this term is used by people who think what they listen to is "real music" just because it is old or underground. In reality, half the bands they listen to suck just as bad as anything on MTV.

Just because the Sex Pistols are old, doesn't mean they are good.

See Brittany

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Any music is real music, ANY! That includes jessica simpson or Slipknot, even though you dont like a band doesnt mean it isn't real music. The term is usualy used by people who are angry at other people for their opinions regarding music.

Jon- I like My Chemical Romance

Tommy- what are you gay? go listen to some real music like Tool.

Jon- Your an asshole, it's all real music. You just cant tell the difference between fact and opinion.

Tommy- I see so clearly now! my opinions arent fact, there just what i think! I will no longer be pissed when someone else shows that they are different from me!

See asshole, rock, music, punk, retard

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real music includes anything that goes through what is called a pure process towards becoming music that sounds nice and does not bore the listner involves singing and not rapping.

Usually involves: guitar, bass, drumsand SOMEONE THAT CAN SING

NEVER INVOLVES: someone rapping, someone screaming, a

music video endorsed by copious amounts of blingand women wearing nothing at all

Common genres of real music are: rock, punk rock, emo(although emo people suck emo music is good), alternative rock

'that rap music makes me feel like ill die of the embarassment that our society has stooped to the level of listening to this crap'

'I agree, lets go listen to some real music like green dayor dashboard confessional, then the killers and franz ferdinand'

'gud idea that gangsta can suck 50 cent's chode'

See rock, punk rock, art, freedom, bliss, society, rock on

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punk rock-what else?

ok i know technically this definition is wrong, but you're all gonna have to deal with it because its the truth

lets listen to some real music- like green day

See me