Reality Chatspeak

What is Reality Chatspeak?

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome

sane person: George Bush is a whore.

dude: ROFL!!

See Tiller

Hair Net

1. when haveing sex, geting a hand job, blow job... ect, you pull out right before coming and bust in the girls hair, it should drip around..

Zippered Nipples Or Laced Nipple Syndrome

1. Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..

Lantern Jawed

1. having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go? pope..

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