What is Reality Pie?
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When your friend needs a HUGE reality check. The friend is out of touch with actual facts. Of course, being the good friend you are, you're there to set them straight.
Reality Pie
Friend: Awesome! I LOVE German Chocolate Pie! *takes a bite and spits it out* wait...this isn't chocolate....
You: Well yeah, it's actually dog shit. You see, the reality of it is.....
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Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly..