Rear-view Regret

What is Rear-view Regret?


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n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.

Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.

**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:

I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

************ ************ ************

Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!

See ridin dirty, po po, hauling ass


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