Reassurance

What is Reassurance?

The art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an ass out of yourself.

Girl: How Much Money Do You Make?

Dude: I make 52 an hr.

Girl: Oh

Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.

Girl: Okay

Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.

See assurance, lie, truth, honest

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