Recessionitis

What is Recessionitis?


1.

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitisthat can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista

Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?

Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.

See recession, recessionista, poor, sickness, broke, cold, shitty


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