What is Records?
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These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.
"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."
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Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.
"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck w..
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The act of choosing which corpse to perform the sex act on after a major catastrophe.
Geez, after that plane crash, i was forced to wad..
