What is Records?
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These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.
"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."
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A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.
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A blowjob in which the giver of the BJ has a mouth full of kebab meat, and maybe some pita bread and salad.
Lads, I got this amazing Ke..