What is Records?
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These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.
"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."
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The improved version of your family where you get to choose its members.
Consists of:
The wise sage (the wisest and generally most sen..