Rectal Engineer

What is Rectal Engineer?

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

See asshole, anus, douche bag, engineer

Vrunk

1. Similar to getting crunk, but instead is accomplished by licking a wet chick's pussy, and obtaining a "high" from her vag..

Jacked-up

1. 1.) To be in a state of disarray, or an undesired position. I wrecked my truck last night, and the front-end is all jacked-up...

Office Cowboy

1. Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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