Rectally Sourced

What is Rectally Sourced?

A workplace-friendly substitute for the phrase "pulled out of my ass."

Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"

You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."

See ass, euphemism, employment, rectum

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