Rectite

What is Rectite?

1.

As reported by comedianDave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal healthinspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonellapoisoning.

The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'

It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.

Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.

2.

A rectal rash.

Kiko: Never had rectite, meself!

Emi: Uso!

Kiko: Punch-o!

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