Red Alert 3

What is Red Alert 3?


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An RTS Game made by EALA, a wing of EA Games. It's a part of the Command and Conquer: Red Alert subfranchise.

The first EA RTS which is awsome since Generals.

RA1 Fan: I HATE RA2 AND RED ALERT 3 BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY AND NOT SERIOUS!!!

RA2 Fan: I HATE RA3 BECAUSE IT ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE RA2 LIKR I WANTED IT TO BE!!!

Normal RTS fan (with brains): Great, a new RTS! I'll see what people write about it.

See command, and, conquer, cnc, c&c, ea, westwood, generals, zero, hour, tiberium, wars, red, alert, parachuting, bears, rts


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