Red Banana

What is Red Banana?


1.

Banana with a Reddish color

"you know on a stoplight green means go and yellow means yield? well on a banana its tha exact opposite. green means WHOA! hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means where tha fuck you get that banana at!"

2.

When you have a red penis after fucking a chick

After i pulled my cock out of the random hookers vagina, i realized that i had a red banana

3.

A used tampon with bloody remnants of menstrual fluid remaining on it.

1. Against my better judgment, I glanced down in the porta-pot and noticed a floating red banana among the piles of dung.

2. Matthew McConaughey's career has become a red banana ever since his role as David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.

See tampon, red wings, pms, matthew, mcconaughey


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