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A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
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a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.
ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.
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A pair of boobies that make you want to jump up and party/dance.
Mary's lolly tits bring sunshine to my life.
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