Red, White & Blue

What is Red, White & Blue?


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When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag

It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue


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