What is Reddog?
1.
The Ultimate human being. Destined to be the richest man in the world. Is not black or white but is red all over. His skin is as red as his eyebrows and his eyebrows are as red as Reddog's valentine which red "you are a red as a rose". A genius whose many talents are not recognised in today's society.
"hey reddog did u get laid friday night" "Nah mann, but I kissed her foot"
"Reddog you look pretty damn hot" "a ba derr, i just had PE"
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2.
aka glen sontego
the raddest dude in the world, also one of the dumbest, can pull a well ugly face
Whytey: i heard reddog sucks at footy
Shotty: he does
Reddog: nah mate im good
Whytey and Shotty together: Shut the fuck up reddog
3.
the best guy ever to roam the earth. has red hair and red skin, red eyebrows and he is quick on his toes, example:
red dog: "spell science"
kye: "s c i e n c e"
red dog: "now spell it with your eyes closed!"
reddog is quite the ladies man...
red dog:
have u got a
red dog:
man i need a dame WOMEn
red dog:
i need one
red dog:
i deserve a bitch
one day he will be rich and famous and on tv and he knows it:
reddog: "well if i wana be a healthy redy through life , i gotta stay fit and know wat foods to eat etc, to make me live longer and happyer, i dont want to die young u know, i am think'n the world will need reddy in the furtue."
"hey did u hear reddogs joke the other day it was quite lame"
"haha i want to know what reddog gets in the school certificate"
"woah did u just see reddog throw a rock at that teachers face hah the teacher has to go to hospital"
"the sky is the limit when u have the skill and interlect of reddog"
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4.
Probably the funniest/dumbest/bestest dude ever.
Reddog "whats brother marks first name"
that was the funniest thing i have EVER heard.
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