Redwood

What is Redwood?


1.

An empowering term for the "little people" (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.

Anna: Look at that midget *laughs wildly*

Christina: You bag of ass that's really rude. We all know the correct term is Redwood.

Anna: You're right.. what was I thinking?! Look at that redwood!

*both laugh wildly*

Taylor: Thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.

*all embrace*

See midget, shortie, dwarf, gnome, little people

2.

When a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7

check out that redwood

See camper, jj, johnson, ben dover, stiffy

3.

Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.

Man that redwood is gigantic.


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