Reeaz

What is Reeaz?


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A stupid boy who when excited, tends to "piss on their" girlfriend. Cheating, lying and a miserable cock are tendencies of the reeaz species. Also known as sperm duct or spee. Reeaz's often resemble a mix between shrek and donkey resulting in Shronkey! Reeaz's used to be fun but spending your time with a Reeaz nowadays is like drowning yourself in a piss stinking ocean of fire.

Phone Conversation:

(Margaret has been in all day, her phone rings. It is Reeaz)

Reeaz: Hey beeeatch, guess what I did today!

Margaret: What? (Margaret doesn't give a shit)

Reeaz: Oh, I just smoked sheisha with a bunch of slags, It was good!!

(Margaret, violently begins to jab a large cuticle remover into the screen of her phone)

Reeaz: What is that noise?

Margaret: Ohh...erm... it's my radiator.

Reeaz: what's wrong with it?

Margaret: ermm...It's broken?

(Margaret begins to piss herself laughing)

Reeaz: Kaay, i'm gone yeah.

See beeeatch, reeaz, shronkey, spee, slags, shit


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