What is Reedies?
1.
The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:
a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.
a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"
b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"
"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"
"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"
Random Words:
1.
Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.
Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!
See semen..