Refrigerator Crack

What is Refrigerator Crack?


1.

the various contents of ones' refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it's delicious contents; such as dips of many varieties, desserts, hummus, or anything else your diabetic, hypoglycemic ass is addicted to.

+ Hey ummm....uhhhh. Buddy.... Whatcha got in there? Got anything good in there? I'll suck your dick for some melba snacks and smoked salmon dip!

-Dude! get the fuck off me. What're you on, Refrigerator crack?

+ Oh come on man, I need some. i need it. Come on man?

-All i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some Snackwells. It'll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.

See crack, refrigerator, diabetic, addiction


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