Remote

What is Remote?


1.

We lose it as much as our wallets.

It's used for various electrical machines because we're to lazy to stand up.

tv and radio.

2.

Located far away; distant in space.

The lake was located in a remote area.

See distant, outside, outback, backwoods

3.

used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...

The remote turned on the tv

See Alexius

4.

Something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch

Clicking the remote is probably a mean of excersice for some people

5.

To jiz in someone's eye

I just remoted you

See jiz, eye, facial, tv, wenis


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