What is Rescue Joe?
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A drinking game, invented by a man who can only be described as smokes, who lives in Southington CT. In this game, a person places a GI Joe in another persons drink unexpectedly. That person has a small ammount of time to finish the drink, thus rescueing joe from an otherwise watery, malt-filled grave. If the person doesnt finish the drink in time, then they are forever known as the dumbass who let joe die, and are immediatly tagged on some part of their body/cloths with a permanent marker.
You bastard, you didnt rescue joe!...tag em..
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