What is Tadger?
1.
scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.
1. that guys a fucking tadger.
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2.
A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand
He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock
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3.
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.
Fuck off ya bloody tadger!
4.
A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.
"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".
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5.
a small penis. Syn:
Ant:
How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?
6.
what remains in the toilet after an unsuccessful flushing.
I flushed three times and there was still a tadger floating in the bowl.