What is Residential Touring?
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Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
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Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!
Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"
Example 2..
"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"
Example 3.
"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"
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Random Words:
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Large jumbo sized boobies!!!!
Damn that girl has the TIGGEST BITS!!!
Variations: I bet George loves those tig 'ol bitties!!!
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The process of being a country bumpkin hickass shitfucker from Iowa. Or South Dakota.
Phred and Homey were said to be agronymous, that..
