Restaurants Edit Meaning

1. Defecating and masturbating at the same time. "Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a..

1. Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opene..

1. A circumsized penis that is usually pretty short to begin with, when in an extremely flaccid state (i.e. when thinking of Babs Streisand..