What is Resumé Stamp?
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The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.
The guy at the Obsidian booth is a total dick; tomorrow I'll just resumé stamp him and leave.
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A phrase used to interrupt your friends without making them stop what they're saying. A code word for reminder is necessary.
Sara:..
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An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have e..
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One who excels in the art of sexual assault.
See chimichangas.
"Travis, you rape artist, stop trying to touch my jaggon!"
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