Resumé Stamp

What is Resumé Stamp?


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The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.

The guy at the Obsidian booth is a total dick; tomorrow I'll just resumé stamp him and leave.

See money shot, semen, ejaculate, paper


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