What is Retardepes?
1.
A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are retarded as herpes.
"I've got an idea, let's go hang out at the mall."
"No way, that's retardepes, and by extension, you are retardepes."
See
Random Words:
1.
Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.
Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just anot..
1.
Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Deckerand Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf B..