What is Retardepes?
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A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are retarded as herpes.
"I've got an idea, let's go hang out at the mall."
"No way, that's retardepes, and by extension, you are retardepes."
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To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.
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