Retardified

What is Retardified?


1.

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded

Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.

2.

Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend

I drank so much, im retardified

I smoked so much , im retardified

I snorted so much, im retardified

I enjected so much , im retardified

If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified

See boofed, smashed, wrecked, retarted, retarded

3.

When you so tired you act high or retarded.

Me: Shit, we were so retardified last night.

Buddy: Shit.

See retarded, sleep, sleepy, funny, high

4.

A person that isn't a retard, but acts like it.

"Hey, just because your retardified, it doesn't mean you should do less work!"

See Sarah


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