What is Retardis?
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N. Acronym: Retrogressively Experienced Time And Relative Dimension In Space; a space/time-travelling vessel that is much smaller on the inside
"I wouldn't bother bringing the stereo. The RETARDIS may take up more space than an aircraft carrier, but the interior is about the size of a phone box."
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A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.
Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.
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A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside
You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.
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Anyone who says anything stupid while talking about the cult BBC series 'Dr Who'
A retardis is usually spotted in pubs (albeit sober)
1) Retardis "Is Dr Who real?"
2) (Conversation between a Retardis and his girlfriend)
Retardis "He's not a real Dr Who - he doesnt have a big scarf. All the real Dr Whos had big scarfs"
Retardis Girlfriend "Hes got a big hat"
Retardis "Oh yes - hes got a big hat. He doesnt have a scarf tho"
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1. a tardis for retarded time lords.
doctor don called for his assistant, and the retardis, so they could leave.
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Someone who has the combined power of 25 retards combined into one person.
Iain is a retardis, they managed to squeeze 25 retards into the size of one big stupid person.
