Retardo Montalban Edit Meaning

1. To be totally wasted. I drank so much last night I was twusted. See hammered, smashed, wasted, gone, drunk..

1. the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time. Man ..

1. a name given to strippers or adult dancers that slam their asses into stage props (poles, rails or beer holders) as part of the dance. T..