Reverse Blumpkin Edit Meaning

1.

A variation of the blumpkinwhere one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.

While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.

2.

A rare event in which a woman deficates while performing fellatio. Also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin

The reason Jason and Darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her ass, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!

3.

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

See Chris

4.

The act of receiving oral sex from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.

"A reverse blumpkin? It's like the time that your sister was taking a shit and I made her suck my cock."

See blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, lumpkin

5.

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the male masturbates into a toilet while simultaneously excreting fecal matter on to the girl's face.

The girl would do anything to get her money back, so I performed a reverse blumpkin on her.

See blumpkin, rimjob, blowjob, masturbate, ejaculate, shit

6.

When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.

"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."

See reverse, blumpkin, gross, fecal, sucking, blowjob

7.

The true meaning of a reverse blumpkin is to get your ass sucked while taking a piss.

Yo that was one sweet crucial reverse blumpkin!!!