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what you would say to someone who is chattin shit
person1 - i drunk 18 pints last nite n ended up shaggin jordan
person 2 - hush ya li..
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Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute ..