Rick

What is Rick?


1.

to completely and utterly screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burched situation.

That thing with Brenda is ricked. I'm just never going to call her again. It will be easier.

See messed up, screwed up, fubared, destroyed, embarassed

2.

A human with a severe lack of common sense, and powerfully apathetic towards his/her deficiency.

"Did you hear about 'X'?"

"No I didn't"

"Well, he was chasing a butterfly with his car and he ran off the interstate into ditch."

"Wow, what a Rick!"

See idiot, dummy, stupid, moron, silly, slow, challenged, apathetic

3.

a person who goes beyond creepstatus and would someday wear cut off jean shorts

"Holy moley look at Dan jackin off to Girl Scout Magazine!"

"What a fuckin Rick"

See creep, moolie, pedofile, weirdo, homo, fag

4.

Be close to guys named Rick. They are good loyal friends. Ricks are athletic and kind. Soon, you might just see yourself dating a Rick after being friends with him for awhile. Ricks would rather hang out with real, down to earth girls then whores or people that dress like sluts. If you are a simple nice down to earth girl, he will fall for you so quick. Ricks respect relationships and other people in general. Ricks are amazing and they are not fake!! They are cute and good kissers. :-)

Ricks are great friends. basically, stick with them. and never let them go. be yourself around them

See nice, cute, natural, smart, athletic

5.

When something bad just happened, or when something has been screwed up.

Originating from the motion picture "Dude! Wheres my Car?" In the scene where the two lead characters find out that their car has been impounded their only response is "Rick..." (Rick is the name of the officer who accidently sent their car to impound)

"Rick dude that sucks."

"Mega-Rick that guy just hit my car."

Rita:"Johnny I have a confession..."

Johnny:"Whats up?"

Rita:"I'm cheating on you..."

Johnny:"Rick..."

See fubar, jacked-up, damnit

6.

a rick is another name for a short fat hairy apeman that nobody likes.

(friend) "omg! dude is that bigfoot?"

(other friend) "no it's to short and fat"

(friend) "o ya its probly just a rick"

(other friend) "ya....well don't talk to it rick's an asshole"

See rick, asshole, bigfoot, fat

7.

Fluffer in the Porn industry

"Dave's gone soft , Get the Rick in here"

See porn, rick, fluffer, dave, soft


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