What is Rick Santorum?
1.
semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex
"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."
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the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.
I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do!
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A man who believes white bread isn't white enough.
Man: Do you know where I could find the white bread?
Rick Santorum: The bread in which you speak of is not white; the only white on this Earth is our brothers and friends of the Ku Klux Klan.
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