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A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.
That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hip..
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A term for falling asleep at your computer and resting your head on the keyboard, imprinting the keys into your skin, QWERTY being the c..
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I'll be right back; to be back momentarily
Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!..