Rifter

What is Rifter?


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A rock band from Glasgow. Well known for their insanely original sound, for puttin on the best damn show of your life, and because at every one of their gigs, every member of the audience has had the best sex of their lives afterwards.

The line up consists of:

Main Stage Matt - Lead Vocals

Padmasta Flash - Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals

Gypsy Jordan - Rhythm/Lead Guitar

Fliam - Bass

Ali K - Drums

Guy 1 - Dude, Matt finally got his hole!

Guy 2 - Seriously? How come?

Guy 1 - Took him to see Rifter last night man!

Guy 2 - Damn, were they playing?! I can't believe i missed that, i haven't been laid in a week..

Guy 1 - You just missed the opportunity of a lifetime dude

See riffter, rifter, rock, awesome, weed, joint, spliff, sex, adrenaline


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