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I'm drunk, I'll worry about it in the mornin.
Any time your drunk, and something goes wrong, the proper attitude to have is t.. 
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To do something regretful only for the positive consequences
Father: Ok, son, I'm going in for operation elephant drop. You'l.. 
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After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found.  Common..