Rigor Mortis Edit Meaning

1.

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)

when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in

See death, necrophilic, body, stiff, sex

2.

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.

See rigor mortis, priapism, stiff, death

3.

Something that is very stiff and hard to move.

It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.

See Tyrone

4.

use this word to describe your penis when its erect.

my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.

5.

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

See weed, bong, rigor, joint, stiff, mortis, bong hit

6.

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweedand Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

See metal, rigor, mortar

7.

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff

from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

See stiffy, woody, michael moore, cunt, jew