What is Rik Waller?
1.
Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.
Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.
Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.
AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!
3 years later....
AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!
2.
A fat rotund Pop Idol star. Was not put into the "playstation" game of Pop idol, due to he would take up to much graphical space on the memory.
Erm, i dunno....
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3.
A porkey person.often used to insult
'Ye mum'
'shut your assmouth Rik Waller!'
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