Ritalin Edit Meaning

1.

A prescription medication for people with attention deficit disorder (ADD).

I used to be on Ritalin, but I got knocked out when taking those.

2.

Drug for people on ADD, often crushed & snorted for a very cheap buzz. Often called ritz

I borrowed my cuzins ritz, keen?

3.

A marginally effective drug that has a bad rep because commonly used by parents who should have worn a condombecause their parenting skills are marginal at best, and as a result they drug their kids to keep them in control instead of just keeping them in line.

Dipshit Parent: I put my kid on Ritalin because I'm such a fuckwitthat I would be up shit creek if I had to rely on my parenting skills.

See D-Shiznit

4.

Ritalin is Methylphenidate which is a type of speed.

GUy1: gimme some ritalin... man...

guY2: no they are mine

gUy1: fuck... not even a little... man?

guY2: no, absolutly not you are not getting any of my ritalin.

guy1: fuck... man

See fuck, man, ritalin, speed, slosher

5.

The "sit-down-and-shut-up" drug, often used in place of discipline.

I gave my child Ritalin so he would sit down and shut up instead of acting like a kid.

See ritalin, adhd, discipline, parenting, drugs, speed

6.

perscribed to people with "a.d.h.d." and is probably the most fun drug you can get with a perscription seeing as its watered down speed. If your going to use it recriationally over time the high will last allot shorter and youll want more almost instantly,pretty much non addictive.

little tommy: gosh my new pills are great fun to snort!

(3 months later)

tommys mom: huh thats funny we just got a new bottle of ritalin if tommys seen it...

See ritalin, add, adhd, stimulants, speed

7.

ADD medicine containing Methylphenidate which is a type of speed. if youre lacking energy and cant think of anything better to do than eat you gotta snort some of this. it will make you get up and do any kind of activity or chore and actually make it an enjoyable experience. for a begginer snorting about 60 mg will do the job. i find it way better than adderall personally it gets me shaky, non fatigued, not hngry and energy and euphoria. you might experince a headache or tummy ache after and you might get grumpy. the good feeling will last like one or two hours after that you just kinda get anxiety and feel the need to be doing something

mom: go clean your room!

daughter: ugh im too tired

mom: i dont care!

daughter: (thought bubble) im going to snort some ritalin..)

1 hour later.......

mom: wow i cant believe you cleaned the whole house

daughter: me either!

See cocaine, adderall, twacked, dope, snort