Ritual Viewing

What is Ritual Viewing?

1.

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.

"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
40

Random Words:

Algoreism
1. to worry about somthing that may or may not exist, to claim the creation of the internet I have an algoreism attack every time i cross ..
Read more
Pedantic
1. A state of mind which is about caring a lot about formalities, often more than necessary. One may be called pedantic when he/she points ..
Read more
Yakity-yak
1. just catching up on everything...nothing important Jhulsan Mhark is discussing yakity-yak with Steven because he has been to business t..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free