Ritual Viewing

What is Ritual Viewing?

1.

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.

"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
40

Random Words:

Fube
1. A person, a homie, possibly friend. Any of you fubes got she tapes from the Scientology place? 2. (exclamation) an expression of unsa..
Read more
Lavinous
1. Descriptive word for something possessing any exceptional quality that isn't non-lavinous. Originated by magician Mike Super I hav..
Read more
Blowing Brains
1. 1.) to ejaculate profusely. "Brains" referring to slang for testicles. 2.) Refers to the slaughterhouse process of removi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free