Ritual Viewing

What is Ritual Viewing?

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verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.

"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
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