What is Ritual Viewing?
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verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
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The condition when a seemingly attractive person takes off their clothes to reveal an ugly body.
Steve: That girl Tina is too fine!
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A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.
"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"
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