What is Ritual Viewing?
1.
verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
Random Words:
1.
a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or i..
1.
The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "..