Ritual Viewing

What is Ritual Viewing?

1.

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.

"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
40

Random Words:

Cnn Syndrom
1. CNN Syndrom occurs when a person feels the need to constrantly broadcast information to others. People suffering from CNN Syndrom tell o..
Read more
Vicilicious
1. vikilicious Adjective. Meaning: Cool and kinda Wild - Damn, You're in the party-feeling.. - Yeah I'm feeling kinda vicilic..
Read more
Koodie
1. n. adj. 1) a koodie is when someone is being very "slow" 2) using it in the term "koodie smacks", say it when you..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free