Ritual Viewing

What is Ritual Viewing?

1.

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.

"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
40

Random Words:

Kro
1. 'keep right on'. Usually written by fans of Birmingham City Football Club at the end of a message about the club - it is the m..
Read more
Youtube
1. YouTube is a website that allows users to upload and share videos worldwide. Launched in Febuary 2005 by three former members of paypal,..
Read more
Zipper Chicken
1. Penis, cock Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss? I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck. See cock, wank,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free