River Heckling

What is River Heckling?


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To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."

1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.

See canoe, kayak, heckle, paddle, river


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